1. My youngest child will do anything for M&M’s. this includes putting on his Elmo halloween costume that he is deathly afraid of.
2. That my oldest child has still not learned the proper candy eating technique. We all know it goes candy bars FIRST then junk candy. Not Thing 1! The first candy he picks if laffy taffy. Laffy taffy! Ewww!!!
3. That when Thing 1 won’t eat his Milky Way bars, his mother will.
4. That Milky Way bars don’t help with weight loss.
5. There are idiots out there and they are your Dr’s and nurses! I went to ACLS with a few of them.
6. That they are re-releasing Twilight the day New Moon comes out. zOMG!!!
