I met the funniest doctor

TMI ahead. Be forwarned!

I went to see a GYN for my annual and about getting an IUD put in last week. I really liked the new doctor I saw. She was very personable, which is good since she’s about to be knee deep in my crotch.

So we decided to put in the IUD that day. She went to insert it and had to clamp open my cervix. She told me to cough really hard when she went to clamp the thingy on. I did and it hurt a bit. Then the medical assistant in the room askes “why do you make them cough?”

To which my Dr replies “To disctract them from the pain”. LMAO! That shit did hurt though.