Thing 2 said mama! That’s right beeyotch! He said mama before dada. Bwahahaha.
I’m in a huge funk right now. When I got knocked up with Thing 2, I was 15 lbs heavier than I am now. I was so sick with him, that I lost weight till I was 20 weeks. So 14 days post partum I was less than I was when I got pregnant. Great, right? Except nothing fits me. All my pants sag. I don’t want new clothes because I can lose about 5 more pounds to be at my all time goal.
Add to that, I hate my hair. And this last pregnancy made my face very blotchy. Then last night my world came crashing down with my 1st post partum AF visit. Fuck me sideways!
Now I’m a bloated, saggy pants wearing, splotchy faced, ponytail sporting mom.
